Kearnage Alka-Seltzer Tee

KEARNAGE ALKA-SELTZER TEE

A subtle nod to the idea that sometimes the best remedy comes through music.

The Kearnage Alka-Seltzer Tee brings together a bold monochrome graphic and unmistakable Kearnage energy, built around the idea of music as an escape — the kind of sound that takes the edge off, clears your head and makes everything feel a little lighter.

With its gritty, nostalgic artwork and tongue-in-cheek concept, the design blends classic rave culture with a darker, understated sense of humour. No prescription required — just turn it up.

Fit: Regular

Fabric: Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22-singles, 100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)

Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

SMALL 37"
MEDIUM 41"
LARGE 44.5"
XL 48"
XXL 50.5"
XXXL 53.5"
XXXXL 59"

Please note there can be a variance within 2.5cm. This is within our tolerance.

All items are hand made and finished in the UK.

If you’ve any questions or special requests contact us at admin@clubfc.uk. We aim to reply to messages within 24hrs.

Customer service is our priority and we aim for 100% satisfaction at all times.

We are a young business so any tags across our social media accounts would be greatly appreciated. Particularly any unboxing videos or wearing at event type images. Successful tags will be rewarded with a 15% discount code for a future purchase.

As our items are custom and made to order, returns are only accepted under very limited circumstances.

All branding and logos are printed unless otherwise stated.

Whilst we aim to deliver within 7-14 days, please allow up to 28 days delivery; particularly for international orders and high demand items.